The End of an Era: Elon Musk’s Sleepover Days at the White House
Even the most illuminating flames eventually flicker and fade. It seems that the infamous bromance between Elon Musk and Donald Trump has reached its twilight, leaving behind nothing but echoes in the climate-controlled corridors of the White House.
Reminiscing the Good Times
In a recent group interview with reporters at the White House, Musk took a stroll down memory lane, reflecting on his fleeting days filled with Doge nostalgia and the challenges of officialdom. He shared tales of office life that ranged from the sublime to the absurd, including a rather peculiar interpretation of Buddhism.
“The administration is getting more of a rhythm,” Musk said, though one might argue that “rhythm” has translated into plummeting poll numbers and a shaky stock market. Indeed, it’s hard to dance to that beat.
Musk candidly described his White House office as “comically tiny,” barely affording a view of anything significant. But the billionaire’s humor held strong:
“Which is fine; makes it harder to shoot me. Not a good line of sight,” he quipped.
Bid Farewell to the Lincoln Bedroom
Gone are the days when Musk would often catch some Z’s in the Lincoln Bedroom, indulging in midnight ice cream sessions with Trump. The cozy get-togethers now appear to be a thing of the past, as new guest accommodations limit such escapades.
Musk disclosed that Trump would routinely extend invitations, asking:
“Do you want to stay over?”
And Musk, ever the affable guest, would respond with a cheerful “sure.” He recounted late-night calls from Trump reminding him to grab some ice cream from the kitchen—his favorite being caramel Haagen-Dazs—while winking:
“Don’t tell RFK,” a nod to Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The Ice Cream Chronicles
It’s not just Musk’s sweet tooth at stake; Trump’s predilection for cherry-vanilla ice cream has become somewhat of a signature. His dining preferences are legendary:
“Two scoops for Donald, one for everyone else,” which highlights the former president’s penchant for the finer things.
For those who ever wander into Trump Tower, they’ll find an ice cream shop boasting extravagant prices, where a “big league” scoop will set you back a cool $8. It’s curious to note that this shop has managed to earn only a 2.6-star Yelp rating!
Shifting Focus & Reflecting on Fun
As Musk steps back from his momentary role in the political play, he is gravitating back to his companies, which are in dire need of his leadership. With Tesla’s profits having plummeted a striking 71% in the first quarter, his professional priorities are clear.
Musk described his political role as a mix of fun, admitting:
“60% fun, 70% fun, though it really depends on the week.”
However, he acknowledged that continuous scrutiny and alarming events have made this chapter less than enjoyable:
“Being attacked relentlessly is not super fun,” he said.
The Mystique of DOGE
Even as Musk’s influence wanes, the enigmatic world of Doge continues to swirl around him. Interestingly, Musk has kept mum about who really holds the reins. He referenced a figure, Amy Gleason, who was named the group’s acting administrator, while he enjoyed the spectacle of being the face of the movement.
When questioned about the seemingly chaotic situation, he delivered his usual cryptic philosophy:
“It’s a way of life, like Buddhism. You wouldn’t ask who would lead Buddhism. Is Buddha needed for Buddhism?”
Conclusion
As we bid adieu to the Musk-Trump escapades, one can’t help but wonder what will be left behind in the wake of this captivating chapter. With Elon Musk resuming his post in the corporate world and Donald Trump navigating his political landscape, perhaps it’s the perfect time to reflect on how far they’ve come and the gossipy tales that have kept us entertained along the way.
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