Looking for the latest buzz on your favorite caped crusaders? **You’ve come to the right place!** Step into the world of supercharged scandals, flings, and fierce drama in this sensational gossip column by Rosie Knight, your dedicated sleuth of the DC universe.
**Breaking Free from the Phantom Zone!** Oh, how good it feels to be back! After being imprisoned for revealing too much about your beloved heroes in my last Valentine’s Day column, I’ve managed to escape, and I promise you—**I’m not done spilling the tea!** With my lawyer, Jean Loring—yes, the one and only!—on my side, I’m back just in time to unveil tantalizing tales from the **DC Universe** about the heroic Trinity and one of their offspring dubbed… **Trinity.**
**CONFIRMED: Superman is Living His Best Life!**
First things first—how’s our beloved Superman doing amidst all this newfound fame? The latest buzz reveals that he’s recovering beautifully from that Kryptonite asteroid that had everyone on edge. **Want to learn more?** Check out Superman Unlimited #1 for the full scoop!
**CONTROVERSY: Etrigan is Gotham’s Newest Nightmare Landlord!**
Did you know there are mysterious subterranean cities lurking beneath Gotham? **Yes, that’s right!** These hidden spaces are now being taken over by squatters. Sources—my not-so-friendly neighborhood informants—are buzzing that **Etrigan** has entered the housing market, and let’s just say: **it’s not pretty.** If you plan on visiting Gotham, you might want to reconsider. The underground is getting a bit too crowded for comfort, especially with the possibility of demonic possessions!
**SCOOP: A Trio of Trouble in Time!**
Speaking of quirks, have you heard about **Wonder Woman**’s recent babysitting adventure? Amidst her heroic duties, it seems she accidentally unleashed **three time-traveling versions** of her daughter into the temporal abyss! **If you want the juicy details,** dive into Trinity: Daughter of Wonder Woman #1. What kind of havoc will these alternate Trinities wreak? Only time will tell!
**SCANDAL: Wonder Woman’s Love Life Heat Up?**
While Trinity caused upheaval in time, her mother was reportedly getting cozy with one of Gotham’s most eligible bachelors, sharing tales of heartache from her past relationships—including the enigmatic **Steve Trevor**. My insider sources, a couple of *Robins*, hinted at **hand-holding**, igniting rumors of a potential romance fit for the pages of a romance novel. Will Wondy find love in the midst of her chaos? You go, girl!
**YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS: Batman’s Shocking Act of Compassion!**
And now, for a jaw-dropping revelation: **Batman** has saved the life of his longtime nemesis, the Joker! **Why, you ask?** While the Dark Knight champions rehabilitation, many Gothamites are up in arms about this drastic decision. It seems he’s caught in a haunting cycle, saving a man who has tormented him for decades. Things have spiraled out of control, creating an uproar in Gotham’s already fragile ecosystem.
Feeling particularly vexed is former Robin, **Jason Todd**, who cannot fathom why Batman would save the man who nearly killed him. While Bruce gets the heat, **Thomas Elliot**—aka Hush—pulls the strings behind the scenes, making this latest twist even juicier.
I’m off before Hush comes looking for me! With all this drama unfolding, I promise to keep you updated on all the latest gossip. This is **Rosie Knight**, urging you to keep spreading the word—just make sure I’m the first to hear it!
Rosie Knight is an award-winning journalist and author who adores the DC universe, particularly Swamp Thing. You can catch her weekly on Crooked Media’s pop-culture podcast, X-Ray Vision, where she dives deep into comics and more.
NOTE: The views expressed in this feature are those of Rosie Knight and do not represent the opinions of DC or Warner Bros. Discovery, nor do they confirm or deny future DC plans.
